It has come to my attention that the older I get the more back fat I get. I am not sure what that is all about (but do suspect my love of beer as the culprit)- and I am not too happy about it - but it is a reality now.
This has been my source of vanity today. Yesterday I was concerned about my big toe nail - I broke it and it looks horrible.
Yes people - you read that right - I am a truly crazy person with truly crazy issues.
I am finding that as I age things are starting to fall "downward" and "out". For example, my back fat. It seems to not want to cooperate and stay in my jeans. It is almost like it is claustrophobic and needs to poke out of the top of my jeans for fear of being trapped in there for ever. I am wondering if I can get my back fat into some counseling - so that it will stay tucked away into my jeans and not feel the need to make an appearance each time I go out. Is there such a thing.
Just another day in the life of a woman without a car. What will I worry about next?
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Back fat? I'm glad you are finally getting into a serious topic.
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